Club Risque Bristol
Went back for the first time in at least a year. Not much seems to change with the club interior itself, and that's not always a good thing because the place is looking a bit worn. The dancers were all cute and at least 7s. Seemed to be a slow night as only about a quarter of the seats were taken at the bar. Was approached immediately for a dance by an attractive blonde named Satin, or something similar, and probably should have taken her up on a dance. In retrospect I think I would have had a better time. But since I'd just arrived I decided to survey the selection for a while. While tipping the various dancers I asked one gorgeous girl for a dance and she said she'd be happy to provide. However once she finished collecting tips she went to hang out with various other guys and other dancers. It didn't appear she had anyone else ask her that would be before me, so this was very frustrating. Why was I made to wait? In sales one of the primary rules is once a customer agrees to buy you immediately do the deal, you don't make the customer wait. A very cute little brunette whose name I forget said I looked bored (I was half bored; half annoyed) and she'd give a great dance. In the past I'd only done the downstairs couch room but she suggested upstairs would be so much better and I decided to take a shot, probably out of the previously mentioned frustration. Upstairs is a $200 dance that lasts for at least a half hour or more (I didn't check the time). I guess everything depends on the individual dancer, but I was offered nothing beyond the free access to the girls (very perky) and the usual touching pretty much everywhere but the kitty. She did rub her hand against my crotch occasionally but for whatever reason seemed more interested in asking about my mood and life circumstances than delivering that "great" dance. Also she talked too much about her personal life circumstances and that kind of limits the fantasy aspects of getting the dance. Not sure why dancers think customers want to hear their problems; I don't ask them to listen to my problems.
So, overall it was a disappointing night.I did see some attractive topless ladies, but the private dance was not close to worth the cost.
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