Slightly above average club

Not a very experienced clubber but I'll give what I thought. I never felt grossed out or impressed by the surroundings. The club has three stages but only the center one is consistently manned, so I don't fully understand the rotation. I've been here on two nights, one was during a big fight night on TV so the place was unreasonably packed and the other was a normal Thursday. On the fight night, there were just too many people and not enough dancers. People brought big groups there and were showing off by throwing stacks of cash, which takes all the attention and kills the value part. . When I went on the normal Thursday, it was a much better experience but slightly less attractive women. The music is almost all latin music, which having spent a lot of time in Miami the last few years, is a plus for me.

The dancers are almost all Latina with a couple white girls and I saw one black girl. Definitely not an upper tier club in terms of attractiveness. No 10s, but I'd estimate two 9s, around six 7s and then the rest were 6s or below. Mostly thicker girls. The most attractive of them stayed by the VIP and seemed like they would bounce from regular to regular and not go up on stage. That being said this is a fully nude club and some of the dancers that do get up on stage will get very sexual with you. There was one girl that was literally dry humping me on stage, fully nude. Some of the dancers were friendly and would come up to me and give a floor dance for a while and talk without pestering about a private dance. Overall I'd say 4-5 of the 15 dancers or so, came off as friendly.

$20 for cover, $25 for a dance per song, $7 for a beer, $5 for a water. I got dances from two girls and the mileage was decent. Neither offered extras, but one of the girls did about everything short of taking my pants off. I assume some of the girls would do some but I think you'd have to find the right one. This club in terms of value in Miami is pretty good. I've only been to E11even and Playmates around here and E11even is obviously insanely expensive and this is a better value then Playmates, oh and also Bare Necessities, but never go to Bare Necessities. If you're deciding where to go, I think it depends on what you want. If you're looking to just finish and be on your way, any time I've gotten a dance at Playmates they offered to have sex but in terms of a strip club experience I'd rather go to Booby Trap on the River