No dancers showed tonight

I've driven past many times but never had an opportunity to stop. Either they weren't open or I had places to go. So, this time I had some time to kill on my way north, decided to stop in and check it out. Wasn't sure it was open when I drove into the parking lot but got out anyway. It was open, but after standing in the back of the club for five minutes, the owner/manager or somebody came over and apologized that no dancers showed up that night. He offered a free beer if I stayed but I came for naked women not beer so headed back out into the cold. Maybe another time