Don't bother going upstairs

This was my second visit ever to this club. Sitting at the stage, sipping on a beer is pretty cool to get pussy in your face for just a buck or two tip. If you're looking for mileage/action, this isn't the place.

Duval Street might feel like Bourbon Street, but Key West clubs sure as shit ain't New Orleans. At Red Garter, most of the dancers look like they've been put to pasture. A little too old to be dancing in the Tampa or Miami clubs. On the Sunday night I went, MLK weekend, there were about 10 dancers - 1 hot, 9 not so hot.

The hot one was a slender dark-haired woman, looked to be mid-late 20s, with huge tits (presumably enhanced). She was the hottest chick in the building and I was determined to get some dances with her.