Extras, Read all about it

OK, so me and my friend get there about 6.30 so we don't have to cover. We go in, got hit with the 2 dollar coat check, ok that's cool. So we grab a booth and that's 20 bucks, but apparently it goes up to 40 after 7. So we just paid the 20 and we were fine. So, we ordered our food and it took forever. It was delicious once it got there. But man, we ordered and it took about 30 minutes to get there. Then once it arrived they had forgotten an item my friend had ordered and that took another 20 minutes to come out. They didn't offer to comp or discount or anything. So my friend waited pretty much an hour for his food. But the dancers were pretty good today.

Nice mix as usual and that is definitely colis strong point. Lots of different races and sizes most with tattoos. And all the girls are usually friendly. But anyway. THE EXTRAS! So I tipped a girl on stage then she came over to talk to me after her rotation. She was a white blonde but thick as hell. I'm pretty sure her booty was fake. Like, this thing was Nicki Minaj level. So I asked her, what's the dance prices. She said 25 per and 10 to the bouncer. But if I wanted we could discuss extras once we got back there... Little did she know she was talking to a dude with about 45 bucks in his pocket total. So we got back there and you know what she told me? She said 400 for sex. I was outraged. I had never done extras in a club but 400 sounded outrageous. Then she asked, well what do you have. I'm like... The 25 I'm bouta give you. So she gave the second most sorry dance in history.

And soon as that song went off she darted out that damn back room. I mean I'm down for some extras, but I don't need full service. I'd gladly take a quick for like 75. But all in all it was a good trip. I got her name for next time. I'll ask her if she can work for less.