Why so dead on a Saturday night?

Arrived at the club a little past 9PM and parking was easy. Bouncers up front told me to buy a drink when I get inside but didn't say there was a minimum. Cocktail waitress confirmed no minimum either but I still ordered a diet Pepsi for $4.

When I got inside, no one was on stage and I didn't see any other customers, but one of the few dancers pointed out 2 other guys over on the other side of the room. Otherwise it was pretty dead for a Saturday night. The club didn't feel like it was really getting started until about 11PM when a few other people started arriving. That's also when they started putting girls on stage.

During my time there, I didn't see more than 7 or 8 different girls (but most of those didn't start arriving until after 10PM). Most of the girls were average and most of them had some chubbiness to them. None of them appeared to be over 30 though. The girl that stood out from the rest was MORGAN, who was somewhat thin with a cute face and a bunch of tattoos.