This club amazes me. Run...

This club amazes me. Run by a family who openly claims to have mafia links this armpit of existance has few things in its favour. As for the staff a stranger bunch i am yet to meet. Starting with the doorstaff, one of the few pluses the club enjoys, they entice you to try the clubs delights and by their description of the females inside Graham Norton would be hard pressed to pass by. As for the owner, i do expect the seven dwarfs to be asking for their evil and ugly sister back soon. She has all the charm of a Tasmanian Devil and the gutteral tones that could only be moulded from a severly social services influenced background. To say the head barman is slighly camp would be to say everest is slightly big and to be honest must be supporting some type of habbit with his tainted wages. The girls range from good to really really really not so good and as for the stage dances - your havin a laugh right! Do me a favour and take your money, shit on it and then eat it - that would be more fun and a better investment than giving it to the over weight Italian goonie-monster lookalike that had me thrown out of the club for being "english"!