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So it's a Thursday afternoon. No big deal. Valet like I have a choice. No cover as always. So I go in and take a seat at the bar as soon as you walk in. It was fairly crowded at the bar but I was able to find a spot. The booths are 20 bucks so I always go the free route and sit at the bar. Thursday they had a 12oz NY strip for 11 bucks and comes with a baked potato... Was good as hell. So while I was waiting for my food I watched the dancers on stage. All were fairly cute. All were a 7 or higher in my book. They had girls everywhere. Two on the main stage and two on the satellite stages. Typical for Coli there was a good mix of girls. Most had tattoos which is fine I guess.

But they had white girls, black girls, a random Asian and I think a few dancers were some kind of Spanish hybrid thing. Anyway. Very pretty wit a fat rump. So I tip on stage and then this girl ask me if I want a dance, im like sure. I asked her how much the dances were just to see if she was offering anything. She said 25 but it's a two dance minimum. I looked at her like... :/ I ain't that new. So I told her I would get two dances if the first dance was good. So we get back there and she waits till the next song starts. Then she tells me she does a lot of touching. I'm like cool. So she gets on top and proceeded to give me the most boring damn dance in history. I was damn near annoyed.

I was touching on her sure, but they all let you do that. I'm thinking she go rub my di** or something the way she was talking. So the song went off and she asked me if I wanted another. I stood straight up and said 1 was fine. Let me get outta here. So I went back to the bar for a bit. Tipped a couple more on stage hoping the some type of Spanish chick would come and ask for a dance but she didn't. So I left. But it was a typical Coli experience I guess. Good food. Good amount of girls. I'll be back I'm sure.