Can this place get any worse?

In a past review I said that I've never had any fun at this club, and I'll start this off by saying that that streak remains intact.

I was driving down Rt. 31 on Sunday evening and knew I'd be passing by this club. I also knew better than to stop, but did anyway - sometimes I'm just a glutton for punishment, but always harbor the remote possibility that perhaps this time it'll be different. Being only the third car in the parking lot, I pretty much knew from the get-go that wasn't going to happen tonight.

Entered and there was a couple (guy and non-dancer) plus one other guy sitting at the bar. Came close to turning around but thought, "f*** it, you're here, have a drink." Was greeted by a very loud, very white-trash bartender who was missing at least one of her front teeth. Ordered a beer and intended to finish quick and get going. The only reason I stayed was for the little spinner dancer (and when I say little, I mean 4' 8" little) working this evening. Felt a little bad that she was working the pole on the other side of the room by herself so I made my way over. Struck up a conversation and found out it was her first day working at this place, at which point I felt even worse for her. Chatted awhile and moved it back to the bar after her set. By this time a few other guys had shown up so it wasn't as deserted as it was earlier.