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Locomotion is a sister club to Cafe Atlantis near the airport. I don’t recommend driving there because cops pull over people leaving these clubs, looking for drunk drivers. Local buses go by Loco, and Atlantis is a short cab ride away; cabs are always parked at both clubs. I am not aware of any dress code. There is no cover or toilet jockey. Drink prices are reasonable by Toronto strip club standards. The stage is readily viewable from pretty much anywhere in the one floor club. Loco has more variety in the girls in terms of age, looks, surgical enhancements, and what they offer in terms of dances.

There is a private dance room on either side of the main floor. The dance rooms are fairly open concept, so privacy could be better. Private dances are twenty dollars per song. If extra tipping is available, it will probably be negotiated early. Overcounting sometimes happens, but I haven’t found it bad enough to dispute the amount.Overall, I consider Loco to be possibly the best strip club in the Toronto area. It is unpretentious with good quality and variety both in terms of looks and services, thumbs up.