We call the town Discusta, and we love it that way

I had a few drinks at the local college bar and was feeling old, so I convinced my gay friend (and sober ride) to take me over to the local fully nude place. I prefer Vegas over Discoteque in town because it's smaller and you have a better chance to talk shit with the ladies (both places no touching, even with the rediculously priced $20 table dance where you just get to see pussy closer).

Anyway, I like this place better because the girls here only occasionally have thier pimps and boyfriend's eyeballing you from the corner, and they will rub thier tits on your face with a small tip.

Anyway, if you are like me and often too tired or too drunk to drive to Columbia to a better club, come to Vegas and your can at least get your money's worth, which won't be much but will be weird.