Too Many Faves
Pulled into HL before noon, parking lot still mostly empty. Walked in, no ID check from bouncer (LOL at the last time anyone checked my ID). Easy to find a table, only about 6-10 PLs in the house and the place was still getting cranked up for the day. The early hour did not stop there from being a multitude of my current favorites on shift: Shelby, the fit brunette MILF; Melissa, the even more fit Venezuelan dancer with an ass that defines the term "onion booty" because it brings tears to your eyes; Shannon, the unbelievably beautiful Cuban dancer with the blonde natural curls and perfect inflated C-cup chest, and Jax, the beautiful, long and lean AA dancer who, when she does the splits standing onstage, can actually touch the ceiling with her heels, an awe-inspiring site if ever there was one. Leslie
Others there were Butterfly, whom I believe lives on premises as she is always there no matter the day I show up (no doubt a lesson learned from former dancer Vivian, another Asian dancer who never seemed to have a day off); Sugar, the poor man's Nikita, and Joy, what we older folks used to refer as a "blousy blonde." Leslie, the Latina with the crooked teeth but sweet personality and wonderful hangers was also there. There was definitely some chaff amongst the wheat kernels as well, including one girl who was definitely spending too much time at the new hot dog place next door. One of the dancers asked me about Centerfolds, so we shared info, and she made it clear she hopes that CF re-opens, so they could get rid of some of the lesser quality girls that are flooding HL since Centerfold's closure.
All-in-all, a brief but very fulfilling visit. My biggest issue is who to take to VIP, with so many choices from which to select. As the old knight in Indiana Jones once said, "You choose wisely."
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