Expectations...

Ok... So, I'm a long time veteran of Niagara Region clubs. My parents took me here for my first drink, and lap dance when I was 17. Weird, I know. But that's not important. What is important, is how little this place has really changed throughout the years. In the 26 years I've been coming here, it feels like not much has changed. Including some of the dancers. Don't get me wrong, I jest. But I love this place, it never disappoints.

Out of the 7 or so girls on shift, only 1 was really not someone I'd ever consider taking for a dance. Of the remaining 6ish girls working, one was an 8, 2 were a 7, the remaining 3 were 5s... All in all, not great, not terrible, but it was mid afternoon on a week day. So I'd say they were about as expected. Speakers were too loud to bother with names.

Most of the other patrons in there were either DudeBros or OldGuys... Not many guys seemed that interested in going for dances, which is sad, because it meant that more of the girls were circulating and trying to take my loser best buddy into the back where his wallet would cry money for even the least attractive woman.