Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St Miami, FL 33147

Good concept, terrible execution.

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vadxx
May 15, 2017, 7:32 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

I tried to like it, but there is nothing to like, literally. I don't know about their busy hours, but both time i went, they had 2 dancers at most. And both dancers were not attractive at all. I somehow convince myself to get a dance and let me tell you, I wish that i didn't because that one dancer had an awful smell that simply killed the mood. The idea was there, but the hygiene was not. I was begging for the song to end so i could get the heck out of there, when she took off the panty the smell multiply by 10. I will not return, and I recommend anyone with standard to avoid this place. I will go out on a limb to say that the quality of black strip club in the Mia is terrible.Typical case of getting what you paid for.

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