Got a chance to sample the...

Got a chance to sample the wares again the other day, and not much has changed. Of all the Kansas City clubs, Bazooka's has the most reviews and the highest average rating -- deservedly so. Depending on your viewpoint, around a 7 or 8. I give it only a 7, in part because they leave the stage bare every so often to encourage all us PLs to get the private dances. Also in part because their Privates Dances, while pretty flashy, tend to be on the low-mileage side. If you want a little more mileage, go over to Temptations, about three blocks away on Grand. The mileage here is predictably low, but I can guarantee that there are girls at Temptations that will tempt you.

That said, the girls at Bazooka's are prettier on the average, and being totally naked (except for the accursed nipple-bandaids), they can be quite arousing in their stage act. Also, they generate quite a bit of energy on stage at Bazooka's -- the best party atmosphere at any Kansas City strip club. Finally, there are sometimes two-for-one deals with full-length songs, which is a pretty good deal. And occasionally Bazooka's gets a featured dancer. They had Devon Michaels recently, and Gauge before that -- both nationally famous. So in summary, I liked it, and I'll be back.

Just remember -- no booze is sold or allowed. So get likkered up before you arrive, if that is part of your Total Pleasurable Experience.