Stilettos Cabaret
1050 N Sugar Rd Pharr, TX 78577

pretty good if you have cash and aren't expecting much

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crackamonkey2001
Mar 2, 2017, 5:00 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I've visited and reviewed 3 valley clubs. I think this club may have the highest number of what would be deemed "attractive" girls. There were at least 3 girls I would consider legitimately good looking, one of which was a jaw dropper. There was also a chubby girl and one that looked like a crackhead. There was a cover, but I forgot how much it was. When you walk in there's an area with chairs and tables to the left. There are two stages with more tables in between them. Girls are walking around offering dances, but they're not too pushy. I'm not sure if it was me, but it felt like the dances were a little shorter than normal. My money got burned through like it was nothing.

No extras were offered. At one point I got a dance from a girl with huge breasts and in the heat of the moment I kissed her nipples. She told me not to do that unless I wanted to spend 200 on lap-dances, at which point I presume I could milk her if I wanted. I wasn't going to spend that much so no boob sucking for me. To be honest I got a very "I'm on the clock" vibe from the girls here. There are bouncers hanging about. It's clear that nothing extra is going to go down.

It's true that this is one of the nicer valley clubs, but in that polished luster it foregoes some of the charm of the more "rural" offerings in the area. I like it, but it's a very clean club and I prefer them dirty.

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