On my last visit in early...
On my last visit in early February the energy here was low and depressing...maybe because it was a Wednesday night. Maybe it was just my mood. I had been there a couple of times before - about 3 years ago I think. I remembered it being staffed with several hot young college girls with great bodies and great attitudes who enjoyed giving high grindage (though no 2-way touching) lap dances. It's not quite the same. They have rearranged the stage and put it in the middle of the room with a bigger tip rail all the way around. I liked it better before when there was a big mirror on the wall at the back of the stage and a lot of little bar tables in the back where it was darker and you could get more private with your favorite girl. Now the whole thing is more lit up and seemingly more difficult for any shady capers. There were 7 girls working. They averaged about 15 years older than I remembered from before, and none of them were outstanding. There was one pretty hot chick, but she was obviously well into her late 20s if not 30s. She was fun to look at, but you could cut the tension between her and the other girls with a knife, and she had this little group of 3 or 4 fans she hung out with the whole time she wasn't on stage. I tried to get her attention by tipping well, but she was not interested in me nor my money. Another one was quite pretty and a good stage dancer, but whe was not friendly (or she was just shy) and she was about 10% too "voluptuous" for me anyway. I confess to a low tolerance for the "big girl" strippers. The others were all just sort of plain. I have to give props to one of these plain girls who did sit down and work to liven me up. I even splurged on a $20 nude lapper with her in the back against my better judgement, and as I suspected it was lame. She asked me for a second, I tried to bargain with her for to get 2 for $30. She got pissed, so I walked away. I had nothing to do and nowhere to go, so I hung around until closing, lightly tipping each of the girls on stage. Later on two hot young chicks who were both far superior to any of the staff dancers came in with their boyfriends. They sat right up at the tip rail and proceeded to get their tops peeled off repeatedly by the girls on stage. At one point the hottest one decided "fuck it" and just left her titties bare for about a half hour or so. That was cool. Toward the end of the night a skinny late 30-ish brunette chick with nice man-made boobs finally got my attention. She stepped on stage in a stars and stripes bikini top and long jeans. The first thing she did was lay on her back, peel her pants off and throw them at me. She had nothing on underneath and she looked great in that swim suit top with a bare ass. I was intrigued and took her back to the lap area. This time I was much more pleased with the result (very nice fingernails). She was also happy to do the 2/$30 deal. She quickly got naked and crawled around on me, and encouraged me to stroke her too until the waitress came back to kick us out. I've had better strip club visits, but the last 20 minutes worked out nicely. As always with these joints it's the luck of the draw. I'll go back to Teasers when I'm in Three Forks and have a couple hours to kill.
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