When I get bored I go to drink bored

My last visit I was downtown and I thought "why not" since I'm moving never to return. I head in and the cute bartender offers me a drink before my ass hits the stool. I've been here a few times over the years and nothing ever changes. Drinks are not expensive but high (based on surroundings) and the girls are nice but not hot. They usually keep 1 bombshell on staff though. One guy is at the stage ogling some chick who looks like her tattoos were done in someone's basement ruining her slightly above average body and slightly below average face. I turn and the bartender is gone and 2 chicks come out of the back obviously summoned due to my patronage. Bartender was the hottest but way too skinny. The 2 chicks, one a little chunky and the other who was close to a 7 out of 10 hang out and play on their phones. They take turns on stage 2 songs a piece as I drink a few beers tipped about a total of $40 in under an hour. Was offered a table dance in the middle of the room for $20. I declined but the girl told me to come back the next day when different people would be working she could dance in the corner and it would be well worth it.