Interesting Adventure

I came here with my boyfriend (I am a female who likes females too) because it was close to the hotel and it was around 1:30 and Missouri likes to close the bars at 2. The location is not ideal, there was a junkyard in the back, hah. Doorguy was a dildo and we paid $30. It was awkward being a couple since there were only 2 other customers, one included a falling-down drunk man. I would have tipped or asked for a lap dance but I saw only 3 dancers and the cute one wasn't interested in talking to us. I saw only one chubby blonde flopping around on the stage and i just don't tip ugly girls who don't even have a sense of rhythm. The bartender was wonderful and we spent our time drinking and chatting with her. There's a smoking patio thank god! I got wasted but I could have had the same experience at a bar.