There's Better

I was staying in the falls on business for the week and had a lot of fun the previous nights at Downers, the casino and with an escort friend. On this night I started at Downers and the talent was just not there (fricken eastern block skanks). At least none that had my interest and too many that remembered I had told them "maybe next time"... So I left at midnight as the free lap dance parade was kicking off and headed to Private Eyes for my first time. Had read some so-so reviews and noted that nobody had been shot or stabbed in a few weeks, so what the hell, give it a try.

Found the place easy enough and the parking lot had ~8 cars at 12:30. Went in and there was no cover. Fat chick on the stage and a group of ~4 guys that were in work cloths pounding beers and enjoying themselves. Got a beer right away and sat down. Several girls stopped over to check in and I took a pass on each. Nobody over a 5 in my book and one was one of the oldest and nastiest strippers I have ever seen (to each his own - but not for me). This place really sucks. There was one cute girl sitting by herself and at a table out front, but she seemed to have the books out and was studying for school. Before I could finish my beer, one girl sat down and asked me to buy her a drink, but she was getting called to the stage. In the 2 minutes we talked, I heard about the untimely death of her sister and how much her life sucked. She begged me to watch her show and then go in the back for some fun and I said I'd be back after a quick smoke. Stepped outside, lit my cigarette and headed for the hotel. Called a local agency and ended the night with a private show (and more) for what I would have normally paid at the club.