Tuesday evening

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening recently during a stretch of unusually warm early summer weather in the Inland Northwest (climate change is real). Parked at the Kon Tiki bar attached next door. I have this thought that it's less embarrassing if somebody I know sees my car at a bar instead of a strip club. Silly, I know, at my old age being ashamed of hanging out at a strip club, but whatever. Anyway, got a couple drinks at the bar, and the $5 off poker chip to use for admission to the Stateline. You still have to walk outside to get from the bar to the club. Probably only 100 feet or so, but it would be nice to only have to walk in once, in regards to the above mentioned embarrassment factor.

Walked over to the club and got my ID checked. They don't seem to scan ID'S, at least I've never seen it done and I don't think they have a machine. Only about 5 girls on shift when I came in, maybe 10 by the time I left a couple hours later. Posted up at the rail and watched a few forgettable girls that I think I'd seen before. Was approached by a tallish, thin, brunette dancer in her early 20's. Nicely shaped little ass. Cute perky small B cups. Very pretty face with fantastic lips. Agreed to a dance in the main room. The posted signs now say '25 dollars nude' and '2 for 50 dollars'. Like that seems like a real bargain for the more retarded clientele, I guess? Anyway, I paid the posted price and had no qualms because this girl was fantastic. Slow, sensual dance just the way I like with hand roaming allowed everywhere but kitty and asshole. Absolutely adorable girl. I quickly lost track of time and money. Took a break with her and went to sit away from the rail to chill. A blonde mid 20's dancer next caught my eye. Enjoyed her stage performance which was energetic and sexy, so I agreed to a dance when she approached me when she was done. That was a mistake. I would think after all these years I would not agree to a dance with a girl I hadn't seen up close at the rail. After she started dancing for me I could see the stretch marks and cellulite indicative of popping out multiple kids. Not what I'm into with a fantasy girl I'm paying. Lap dance was nothing memorable either. And to top it off, she leaves her panties on until about 10 seconds left in the song. Granted it was like a two minute song for some reason. Seemed to be the DJ's fault. But by then I was too irritated to give her another shot. Paid her for the one song and waited to get a few more dances from the first girl, who was definitely worth spending money on.