Why did i think this was going to go well?

In Cincinnati over the weekend. Nothing to do so I figured I would check out the clubs in the surrounding area. I know there is relatively no chatter online about these places but hey when in Rome. I visit the Brass Ass.8:30 PM. One guy, two bartenders,lights and music no girls to be seen. I had one beer in about 15 minutes and left/ Next stop Concepts Lounge. This time two patrons a woman slumped over the bar and a guy smoking a cigarette. This time 2 dancers walking around. Didn't stay lifeless bar. Next stop Playpen in Wilder. looked promising as the park lot was jammed. First off I think they misspelled the name it should be called Pig Pen. Most of the girls were either past their prime, had cottage cheese on their legs or were so high that it had to be at least 2 days since she was sober. I swear there was one girl 4'9', 250 in a tight polyester dress that was fight like hell to stay together and not bust. A few cute girls that actually seemed out of place but they were doing what I landed up doing sitting and watching people. The girls didn't circulate other to hustle for a dollar for the jukebox. I swear one girl smoked a cigarette, sat a table and stared at me. I actually would have spent some money on her because she had some dynamite legs. She never came over. It amazes me when you go into a club like this nobody is making any money but the bar from the alcohol. Here is my recommendation don't be tempted by a full parking lot, drive by and go pound one out at home it;s more enjoyment.