I went in on a Wednesday...

I went in on a Wednesday night around 10pm, in early May. It's in a weird location, among a bunch of trucking terminals. The arrangement is a little unusual. You walk past a long bar and a couple of pool tables to get to the stage in the back. There were two girls on stage, one very cute, one not so much. The stage is low, with a fence around. Sometimes when the girls lie down to writhe around on the stage a bit, you can't even see them over the fence if you're back a few feet. The M.O. for tips seemed to be to drop bills on the stage, so I dropped a few bucks in front of the cuter one when I caught her eye, but before she could finish her little sideshow for the guy who had just tipped her, the chubby one came up and grabbed the money. That happened twice.

Then I decided to sit back and scope the place for a while. There were two knockouts there, one black, one white. The black girl didn't talk to anyone or ask for dances. Once whe went back to the VIP, apparently upon request. I have a feeling she may have been Brazilian without much knowledge in English. Then another Brazilian, Giselle, asked me if I wanted a private dance. She was the other knockout, tall, blonde, pretty. How could I say no? Went into the tiny VIP area, where I had to pay the doorman $10, then had a couple of dances with Giselle. She was very good, pretty high mileage. Touching except in the Mother Lode was OK. Very friendly, could carry on a decent conversation (in English). I'd go back again if I was there. Although you'd almost have to have a car. I wouldn't want to wait for a cab in the middle of the truck terminals when the place closes.

The waitress was terrible. She got me a beer when I first arrived, but after that I had to go get my own. She was usually either gone (out for a smoke?) or just sitting around. Then when she'd walk around, she'd never look anyone in the eye or stop to see if you were OK like good waitresses do. Sometimes I can overlook poor waitressing if she's REALLY a treat for the eyes, but no, that wasn't the case, so no excuse.