If you like it dirty......

Perhaps the most aptly named gentleman's club on the planet. Cinder block and crude as a.....well......outhouse. You can smell the bathrooms the minute you walk in, the carpet is usually soaked with god-knows-what, and there is plenty to stick to on every chair and table. The doormen, bouncers, and servers have that aura of having just been released from prison. Since it's BYOB, there are guys at tables surrounded by coolers of all sizes and descriptions. I can honestly say that I've never seen so many obviously piss-drunk men in one place since I was in college. The girls varied in quality from those that you want to ask when and where their modelling career went off-track, to those that you'd swear were there to provide some comedic entertainment, like those enormous fat women who appear at bachelor parties to "squash" the groom. There are clearly viewable table dances going on everywhere, guys are tipping the girls on stage by laying on their backs with a dollar protruding up from between their teeth so the dancer can squat down and take it by pinching it with various body parts, and there is a VIP section thinly veiled by some beaded ropes. There were girls completely nude.....really nude....dancing for guys in the VIP area. Since it was easy to see through the beads, I could see that several of the girls were allowing contact well beyond what is allowable in most other clubs. Overall, the feeling I got was that I wished I could relax and just enjoy the debauchery without having to worry about what strain of airborne STD had affixed itself to my skin. As a finale, as I left and walked out , I had to go around a club employee who was washing a huge splatter of vomit off the inside of the door with a garden hose. So......some amazingly hot women available to fondle here, but have some fresh clothes on the car to change into for the drive home......and head straight for the shower when you get there.