Unique but fun.

Hopped over to Paterson on Thanksgiving eve to celebrate holiday cheer ( and see what all the fuss was about). My coworker would rave about this place, but I had to judge for myself. Got there at 9pm-ish and was given a quick pat down by a professional bouncer. Walked into a bar with 10-15 Latinas. They're all from 22-35 and well endowed with silicone front and back (though mostly back).

After sitting at the far end of the bar, I was greeted by 2 hostesses in succession who offered me the full menu. I declined both because I spotted a 25-27yr old Latina with huge fake tits. After intros, we went straight to the back.

The back room has 5-6 "dance" booths separated by an open curtain. You give $20 to the VIP guard and $40 to the girl. I had a wonderful, covered, sticky dance with my pants down at my ankles. And sucking on some huge fake tits.

Yayy.....

Unfortunately, my fantasy only lasted 5 minutes!! Because each "dance" only lasts 5 minutes. I'm sorry, but I'm not 18 anymore. And to extend another 5 minutes is ANOTHER $60. I tried to negotiate more "titty time" but $60 per 5 minutes is apparently her lower limit. And takeout also wasn't available (with this dancer at least).