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Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, MD

Oh my God. I've been to lap dance heaven. I decided to treat myself to an end-of-the-year strip club extravaganza. I started at Mustangs, figuring it would at best be an appetizer. Cute young…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, MD

Went to Fuego on a recent Friday night. Cover was $10 before 10pm; I presume $20 after. The place is open 8pm - 5am. I was one of the first in the…

Underground Exotic Dance Club

Ranson, WV

I spent sometime in the Underground on a recent weekday afternoon. Aside from the cigarette smoke, and the loudness of the music, it was a decent time, and it ended with a very good lap…

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and…

I was visiting DC and Cloakroom came up as a a recommended option for a fun club to visit. I decided to go give it a shot and see what is it about. Found the…

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…