Magic CIty

I was in Miami again on business. This is still probably the best club in the state. It is possibly even one of the best in the country. It is a big club, so it never really gets too crowded. It is also well managed. So there is very little tomfoolery. The club is still clean, and over time I have come to understand the need for bathroom trolls. The bartenders and managers are good and provide good service. I can barely understand the DJ which is probably better than the commentary at most clubs. Unlike most clubs, there will be nary a night when at least one dancer that you find attractive can be found. One underutilized option is the table dance ($10). If you want to buy lap dances they are not cheap ($25). So you can make this club as affordable as any other in the country just by buying table dances. The average dancer probably does not deliver that much more in a lap dance than a table dance. I do not test this out very often if at all, but the most that I think would make sense for anyone is one table dance and/or a few lap dances/VIP. I don't do the whole VIP thing, but make sure you negotiate properly as always. Some dancers are of course still pieces of human garbage even at nice clubs. On this night as I usually do, I enjoyed this bar with scenery and then left.