Started out slow, ended real nice
So I was staying in New Orleans the night before our cruise, and being it was my first time here, I had to check out bourbon street. And of course, I had to check out a strip club on bourbon street. This club came up as not being a total rip off like some of the others, so I ventured in. It was about 9:30 or 10:00 on a Saturday night, and the place was fairly dead inside, especially compared to the shoulder to shoulder crowds on the street. But I decided to sit down, order a beer and see what came on stage. The first girl was chunky, not my type at all, but into her dance. Second girl was a pole master, but still more chunky then I want. Honestly, I want skinny flat stomached girls if I'm to give any money. Tit size is irrelevant, as long as they aren't super huge ugly things or fake. On the way in I had passed this little A-cup stripper with a smoking hot body. She went and sat with this guy who came in after me, but he didn't seem into her. She got on stage about 4 girls in, so I went and tipped her 5, hoping she would come by. Dude she was sitting with didn't tip her anything, but she went back and sat with him. Sometimes strippers have no sense. But eventually she realized he wasn't giving any money so she got up and went to the bar.
I kept my eye on her and finally she saw me again, and came and sat down. We talked for a bit, and I asked her what the difference between the 10 dollar lap dance and the 30 dollar dance behind the wall was. She said no touching on the floor, which means of course touching behind the wall. So I agreed.
It's a machine you put your money in. 30 bucks gets you about a song or more, I can't remember. All I know was she took her top off, climbed on. I asked could I touch her tits, she nodded, and I went to town fondling them. The 30 bucks went pretty quick, but this is what I came to the club for. Perfect body girl and my chance to rub on the body for awhile. I don't need anything else.
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