Babe's NOLA
Closed
1137 Bordentown Rd Burlington, NJ 08016

Summary: This is an unremarkable club....

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TheTopDog2014
Jun 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Value
Visited: Monday Afternoon

Summary: This is an unremarkable club. Based on my personal experience, you're not missing anything by passing this club up.

I normally frequent the Playhouse next door, but decided to venture out from my comfort zone and stopped in. I've noticed an increasing number of cars in the parking lot over the last months and figured something must be going on. I stopped in on a Monday about 7:00 PM. Parking is adequate. Paid 10.00 at the door for cover charge and was shuffled into a club that looks like it was recently renovated. Two stages to pick from, with seating stage-side or off-stage if you prefer. One girl dancing on the 1st stage with a few patrons sitting stage-side - The other stage empty. Very few guys in the club overall. Ordered a soda, I think it was 6.00 and sat at one of the tables off-stage. I hung around for about an hour. Stage talent ranged from mediocre to "I'm scared and have to leave now". The dollar parade is pretty tame, but the pressure for VIP is significant (especially when their are fewer guys in the club). I declined any VIP "experience", even though the dance implied it would be a high mileage experience.

These club owner don't seem to get it. You don't want to pay a cover charge to get in and then pay for over-priced sodas to see girls dancing nude who are 5s and 6s. If any club owners are reading this, this will not build your business (no matter how nice the club is inside), trust me. Based on other reviews, I would say this place may be worth a try (which is why I went) on another night (Thursday/Friday). However, I'm not going back and I certainly would not go out of my way to travel any distance to this club to try it (out as a first-timer).

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