I visited with five friends or...

I visited with five friends or so. We went in the first club we saw; we were fairly inebriated by this point. This was during a "free admission" time, but we paid five dollars for a readmission band. The club itself wasn't terribly dingy, but it wasn't some sort of VIP palace, either. I didn't feel grossed out or unsafe by any means. The dancers on stage were of moderate quality; four or so sat at the bar. Things weren't looking great.

However, one of my friends (god bless him) bought me a dance with a curvy girl with big fake boobs. I thought her name was "Merica" but in retrospect it was likely "Erica." She had excellent soft implants, which I enjoyed in the lap dance area. This cost $30 and was in a large back room with several red velvet cubicles. This provided a healthy amount of privacy. A lazy fat bouncer never seemed to look up from his podium. I was allowed polite above-waist touching. Acting like a gentleman earned me essentially continuous contact. She convinced me to spend the $100.00 for increased time in a farther back cubicle. This provided a longer dance, but no real action. I'm not sure I'd buy that in the future. Her tits were so nice I didn't really care. I was told prices go from "a hundred dollars to the thousands." I don't know why you'd pay more.

I don't think this is the club for extras, but I didn't feel aggressively upsold and it was not crowded. We had our pick of the strippers there. We were polite and friendly and encountered no aggressive bouncers or security.