I've reviewed the Sands a number...

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

I've been back to Pandoras a couple times since reopening, and both times have been disappointing. I haven't been able to locate any of my previous regulars (Nova, Morgan, Allie) and all the new…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Had some time to get south for once, and decided a visit to Kittens would be a good way to wait out traffic. Walked in and paid eleven for the cover, got a coke…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Another saturday afternoon, right around shift change. Came in and there were only about 5-7 girls working, each doing a single song on the stage in rotation. Most of them were familiar faces,…

The Sands has a lot going for it but a few things that are near deal breakers the positives 1. Cleanest non corporate club in Seattle 2. $10 cover (if I remember right) 3. hot and…

I don't go to the Sands often but since it's been a while(Feb 2018, I looked up my last review) I decided to go see how it's doing. The biggest news was a notice…

I was a bit greedy and went in late afternoon around 4, but was greatly disappointed with only 2 dancers (and 2 customers) both were about 4/10, one didn't even bother to strip on the…

Stopped into the Sands at 12:30 on a Friday, on the way to watch the Apple Cup at a bar. Due to the mechanical and unremarkable nature of the transaction I entered into with…