I walked through Venus Video last...

I walked through Venus Video last Tuesday and thought I was in The United Nations building.

Stationed inside the doorway of each booth were exceptionally good-looking girls with their names, photos and ethnicities posted on an overhanging plaque . . so here was my now-available world tour: France, Ukraine, Puerto Rico and Italy. Having served in sunny Italy during my time in the army, I figured it was time to revisit, and Lola, the lovely Italian "representative" of that nation would be my ticket.

If Michelangelo desired to create a statue that symbolized beauty, he would have carved Lola. She had firm upstanding breasts, a beautiful complexion, and long jet-black hair that went way down to her butt.

My options were a $40.00, fully-clothed lap dance, or a $60.00 show, where I'd choose whether she'd go bottomless or topless, and a totally-naked $80.00 show.

They had higher priced shows also, but I took the $60.00 show — not because I was low on cash, but because $60.00 was enough to have her bottomless — which was perfect for my daydream about her hair bouncing off her bottom.