I ended up here because I...

I ended up here because I befriended some of the strippers at the barely legal club that told me they used to work here and it was basically a brothel. Made me want to check it out. Was able to chill for a bit without being bothered before a girl who looked like a meth addict (with a slamming body and big fake tits) came and sat on me and asked if I wanted a dance. I remember her voice the most -- one of the most obnoxious voices I've ever heard.

The area where the couch dances happen is nasty. I remember the dance being really expensive and the song being really short. I wasn't really interested in anything more than a dance from her but she made it clear extras were available. Felt pretty dirty when I left, but I guess no trip to NOLA would be complete without that.