After visiting Penthouse and Trummps on...

After visiting Penthouse and Trummps on the same trip (yes, I'm a monger) I was surprised to see how godawful the girls were at this club. When I arrived after midnight, there were plenty of horndogs like me there - and even a few couples - but the strippers were straight up fugly. I talked to one who was kind of pretty until she smiled, revealing rotten teeth. I thought "crystal meth"? I did admire her directness. She told me that if I went downstairs with her for a dance she would explain everything about the club to me and probably save me time and money on drinks. I politely declined, swigged my $13 vodka, and got the fuck out of there. Bottom line: drive the extra miles to go into Detroit cuz there are some fine ass bitches there. Peace out.