So this club blows. Well,...

So this club blows. Well, in the way you hope it will. So I'd been there before recently and had spent some coin (which, here, isn't really too much -- $80 at the bar, at the tables, $125 in the back with a skinny white chick who enabled me to enjoy some Harry Connick Jr in the champagne room).

Went back a couple weeks ago; kind of depressing scene, but the same girl shows up; we eliminate all formalities, heat back, and without much prelude, she tosses out the Harry cd for a Billy Joel cd. I literally lasted 20 seconds, she ran in to the neighboring booth, returned quickly, and we hugged and I was out the door. $125 for dance, $10 for assorted bribes for the "bouncer" and $15 of tips and drinks at the bar and I had a happy drive back White Marsh.