Dancing Bare
Closed
10338 Aurora Ave N Seattle, WA 98133

First of all, this place is...

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wildbourbon
Apr 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

First of all, this place is not in a good part of town. You really have to have your head on a swivel between parking and walking to the entrance. Likewise, do the same when you're leaving. I'm convinced the manager saved me from a mugging, since he came out and watched me walk to my car. There was a group of "youth" hanging outside giving me the hard staredown and followed me for a bit, but I could tell they were cautious since the manager was watching.

The club inside is as bad a dump as I've been to. It's not finished, and those parts that are finished are done with plywood. I came on a Friday night and there were 3 girls dancing and 2 other customers. Two of the girls were at least 8's. The third was a solid 1; fat, sloppy, and doped-up eyes. The seating was really uncomfortable in restaurant chairs and the Mt. Dew tasted like soda water. Fuck. I was thirsty.

Still, the two good-looking dancers gave good shows and I was convinced I needed dances from both. $20 for "standard", $30 for "sensual". I opted for the $20 dance to see how it was. Definitely standard, but the girl had a tight, fit body with the right amount of curves. I got the feeling she wouldn't be much more fun with the $30 dance, so I called it quits with her.

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