Dream Girls is the highest mileage...

Dream Girls is the highest mileage club in the Twin Cities. All the ($20) lap dances are held in little cubicles which provide excellent privacy. I've never timed the songs, but they're not the longest in the world - but the privacy afforded by the cubicles makes it a very well spent two to three minutes. (shorter during the frequent 2 for 1 dances, but not by 50%, so the two for ones are an ok deal.)

They also offer three song "bed dances" for $90, and I've gotten excellent mileage in there as well, but I've also had an air dance and that was too much money down the drain for my budget. Because of this, my M.O. is to tell the girl that I'd like to see how it goes on the couch dance for a song before deciding about a bed dance.

That's what I did on Tuesday night, after turning away those who were not my type (heavy, angry or overperfumed) a small, fit Asian girl sat on my lap and was very easygoing about my roaming hands out on the floor, so I correctly guessed she'd be equally open in the lap dance. Excellent two-way contact ensued and after three songs I was left entirely happy for sixty dollars plus a $20 tip for a job very well done.