They only had 2 dancers worth...

They only had 2 dancers worth looking at. I came to see a porn girl that worked here named Victoria. She apparently didn't work there anymore, but I decided to sit down and give it a-go anyways. The owner came out and sat with everyone and had drinks, which was nice. The club was not the prettiest thing you've ever seen and looks like something you can set up in any basement (on a budget even). They didn't have lap dances when I was visiting and private table dances are $25. The drinks are watered down!!! They literally have water in the hard liquor. Save yourself the money and ONLY buy things that come Pre-bottled, like champagne, wine, and beer. I had the last shot of whiskey left in the bottle and it had no burn. I asked for another and they opened a brand new bottle and it was a huge difference! It burned! It confirmed that they water down their liquor. I can admit, I am a wimp when it comes to shooting liquor and need a chaser. I didn't need a chaser for the watered down whiskey. Anyways! Back to my review of the club... The DJ does not know how to DJ for the life of him. He over uses the "rap horn" noise over the music to mask his inability to mix tracks. Honestly, the place needs new management. The old Mexican bouncer is an asshole. I saw him pull a girl off stage and out of a booth during a lap dance. He also quickly opened the curtains and interrupted me enjoying a private table dance with the only good looking girl in the club. If you like fake breasts, this is not the place for you. I only saw one boob job and it was lopsided. The girls are mostly Mexican and cannot speak English. Most of the customers I seen that night, were also Mexican who lacked the ability to speak English. I don't think I will be returning any time soon. I will be sure to leave an update if I do. Happy clubbing!!

-Frankly Frank