Soon to be out zoned by...

Soon to be out zoned by the Mayor? The best way to describe Cabaret Royale is imagine live adult entertainment in a funeral parlor with gray walls and no TV's. Theres more large girls and black girl wigs in this club than at Hickory Hollow Mall. Over a decade ago when this was Kens Gold Club, the crowd used to be like a tractor pull with some hot lily white dancers, now it's become Beyonce's and Bubba Ho Teps personal closet. The club GM tries but has no clue how to run this club! Amazing a club right behind the new convention center can only draw all the people you call the cops on in your neighborhood. Though there were a hand full of nice dancers, they only shuffle from club to club and follow the money, it's a shame the core of this crowd is the ghetto crowd. If you go on a week night, expect no biz and a few dancers, they only push the Friday and Saturday Nights really hard and cater to the element. It's more less the Island of misift dancers. The only + of this room is f-n Jerry sin't DJ'ing anymore!!!

This club lacks character, personalty, free parking and a really good show. If your looking for a fun place to hang out and shoot a game of pool with girls under 200 pounds. The new Landing Strip on 5th Ave S is about to become the hottest club in town and I'm sure everyone is looking forward to taking all your business and dancers ~