Stinky, run down dumpster fire in...

Stinky, run down dumpster fire in the middle of nowhere which merits a visit. Dancers varied in quality from drug addled disasters to completely hot as hell. A sad little blond spent her entire night mostly passed out on top of one patron while I set up a double VIP dance with two scorchingly gorgeous dancers in the VIP room, which was damned reasonably priced, $50 for two songs, including the tip. Full nude in VIP, where the dancers stripped off my dress, fondled my tits, and...well, there was an orgasm involved.

BYOB makes sense for this dive, as the beers on tap would probably have been Natty Lite and the Beast were they permitted to serve. Bringing my own cooler was a substantial improvement. Drank good beer and whiskey during my floor lap dances. Stay away from the crazy Asian chick with the floppy boobs. Take some fruity alcohol to lure in the better talent, as most of the girls are looking to drink some of your stash. Bring airplane bottles. Trust me on this.

Left prior to eleven before the frat rush began, which the girls told me would get nuts. It was still very full for a Friday evening. Completely satisfied.