So I went to see if...

So I went to see if the girls in my favorite no cover club and was immediately met with a security guard and a scanner sweep. Then I walked in to a cloud of smoke and made out a chubby Latina on the dancing pole. I got a Shiner for 5.75 and was met by the most hideous woman not to mention stripper I had ever seen. We talked briefly and then I turned around to leave. To put it simply, I am not planning on showing up again any time soon.