Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

I was in Houston for business,...

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Hanklow
Oct 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I was in Houston for business, and Treasure was just down the road from my hotel, I decided to give it a try on Tuesday night. It is actually a pretty posh club and fairly large. Metal detector to enter, and then the doors open onto the room housing the stage. Only one girl on stage at a time this night. And stage doesn't see much action at all. Don't think I saw any tipping going on. And I always tip the stage, but the problem here is the hustle is as overwhelming as I have ever seen. When I entered two dancers...not very attractive immediately latched onto me and led me by arm through the main room to a darker room near the bar, and sat me at a table and immediately had waitress over to me to buy a $10 drink. The girls, who are draped all over me, then proceeded to tell me "we can go upstairs for 1/2 hour for 300 or 1 hour for 500. No way I was spending that kind of dough on these girls...and I don't often do the VIP room thing anyway. Explained, I have just got there and wasn't interested at that time...The girl on my lap jumped off me, and nearly sprinted off. The other girl sat long enough to ask how much money I was looking to spend. Obviously not going to tell her how much money I have in my pocket...said I wasn't sure depended on the kind of time I was having. And she was gone. Never even got to hear how much a dance was. This is pretty much the norm here. The girls are high pressure and more rude than I've ever come across at a club.

On the plus side, they have a good variety of girls...some very sexy ones, (some that just aren't that good looking)...it's sort of dressier club, with all of the dancers in dresses. I generally like this. And there was a one really cool dancer, that came and sat on my lap and hung out with me for a while...lot of fun, and did that great thing that the best strippers are capable of - feed the ego/fantasy/make you feel like a king. She took me back to the back room for several dances. The dance area is large, open, VERY dark room (even open, felt private due to the darkness) with nice couches spaciously laid out. The dance was great with fair amount of two way touching including her hands in the right location. I don't really go to clubs looking for extras, so it was the first time I'd ever really been proposed the possibility of OTC...or at least it was talked around. Didn't get into specifics, but I have to admit...even for someone that would claim to never do it, and probably wouldn't drop the amount of dough it would require...this girl actually had me considering it.

So in short, I hated the club. Except for one girl. And that one girl, could actually have me back there again when I'm in Houston. I just don't know if I can put up the BS of the other dancers again. Oh it was $5 to self park...$20 valet...cover was $15. So $20 for me to get in the door, plus a $10 drink.

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