Standard guide to my ratings so...

Standard guide to my ratings so you can compare ‘em. For a club to score well with me it needs several elements: at least decent looking girls, friendly and not pushy, adequate lighting to make good eye contact, music volume moderate so you can easily carry on a conversation with the girl, an attitude of customer service among the non-stripping staff, available lap dances, and a good value for your money (which means higher prices at an upscale club can be OK). Clubs get marked down that are dirty, have rude servers and bouncers, and especially if the main message you get is they want to find as many ways as possible to extract money from you.

The good: cheap drinks, cheap “bush dives”, unusual northwoods decor, can get some privacy for dances in the back of the rooms for laps

The bad: intolerably dark and loud on nude side, air of sadness, too many doggy girls on the topless side