Cafe Risque
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135 Gainey Rd, Dunn, NC 28334, USA*

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clamheart
Oct 7, 2013, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

It's clear that JayJay had a case of oral diarrhea and took Founder's suggestion to "be wordy" to heart. I think he could have gotten his point across in about 10% of the length of his unloading on what admittedly is about a 2 or a 3 as a SC. The quality of the "dancers" varies widely, but the lame experience is pretty much the same from trip to trip.

I stop in once every 6-12 months, mostly by timing my travels so I can get a decent hamburger and at least see bare tits, whether they should ever be bared or not. My last trip was similar to previous. There were two heavy weight Hispanics, one rather nice light-skinned, friendly black girl with the best figure in the house, and a 40-something white woman who would not qualify as an MILF under any circumstances.

Tits ranged from B-cup and perky (black girl) to ones that are heavy and now point toward the ground. All the 3 that "performed" during my 45-min to an hour stay did their personal best to 'twerk', but came no where close to Miley Cyrus' abilities. The term dancer' hardly applies to these girls since their stage is a narrow runway at lunch-counter level. They do little more than bend over, turn around a few times, try to lick their tits, twerk, and then present their ankle bracelet for a tip. They basically roam along the stage almost as though they are in a cage.

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