I'm new to this area of...

I'm new to this area of Chicago, so I asked a few friends for a recommendation, and this is the club they can up with it. Decided to go here with my wife on a whim. Got to the club right at midnight, it's one of those places right off the road in the middle of nowhere. I assume it's in the middle of nowhere, it was dark out. Only paid $5 dollar cover, with no minimum drink purchase. Went to the bar for drinks, $3 Budweoser and $6 jack. Took a seat near the stage, which are two connecting stages. For some reason there was no waitress working that night, so had to go to the bar to get drinks. Was there for 3 hours midnight - 3 and only had two dancers come up to our table the whole night. I would say there were 10 girls working on that night, hard to tell since most of the girls went to the hanging room after their set on the stage. Also there was about 30-40 people there but they only had one dancer on stage the whole night. Dancers on stage were topless, if you tip $1 they will rub their tits in your face or rub their ass in you face. My wife tipped a dancer a couple of times and the dancer pulled out my wife tits and sucked on them. There were 3 dancers that were very good looking, and the rest were just average. Dancers were friendly on stage, but they would not make the rounds to the tables at all. My friend I went with got a private lap dance, said it was full nude dance and pretty much full touch, but he paid $35. He said the girl he had was not worth the $35 dollars. Wrapped up the night after none of the girls came by the table, and I don't like to seem out dancers I like them to come to me. Also Men's bathroom looked like it hadn't been cleaned in some time, but wife said girls bathroom was spotless. There were at least 4 other couples there this night. We drove an hour to the club so I wouldn't go back, just because of the distance. If closer I would check it out for the cheap cover and drinks.