Perhaps the worst club I've ever...

Perhaps the worst club I've ever been to. How does this place have decent reviews from others? AVOID. VIPs can read on.

I show up on a weeknight around 10 PM. First the place is hard to find, kind of in a strip mall, terrible neighborhood. But I manage to find the place and park where I think it might possibly be legal to keep my car. Cover is $20. On a weeknight. Absurdly high. I don't mind paying that in Vegas or for a great great club, but this was far from it.

No alcohol available, but a "one drink" minimum. Ha. Whatever, I buy a $6 bottle of water. Tip well. So stupid. Girls aren't ugly, but no one is a stunner body wise, and they all have very strange\creepy looking faces. One sits down that is okay enough for me to try a dance with. The dance areas are all pretty much out there for everyone to see. Club is tiny. Massive signs behind me say (1) no sex of any kind and (2) topless dances = $20 a song, nude = $40 a song.