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PLACE

The moment you walk in, you’re hit with a foul smell that sets the tone for the rest of the night. The club felt run-down and poorly maintained. Lighting was harsh and uneven, making the whole space feel cold and uninviting. The music was loud but lacked vibe—no real energy to it. Overall, the environment felt neglected and definitely didn’t match the $21 cover charge.

PEOPLE

The staff and dancers looked like they didn’t want to be there. Most of the girls seemed bored out of their minds, going through the motions without even trying to hide it. Conversations felt scripted, forced, and draining—as if you were bothering them by being there. Zero warmth or enthusiasm. No one smiled unless it was for a tip, and even that felt robotic.