It's a dumpy place where some...

It's a dumpy place where some mediocre looking women do questionable things for not a lot of money.

Cover on a weekday is like $5. Drinks are rather cheap. KY's new laws require that the women wear bikinis, but if you sit at the stage you'll see more than your fair share of vagina.

The dancers are always trying to get you to buy them a "drink" so they can sit with you and touch your ween. There's an exorbitantly priced VIP room where I was assured by a drug addled tweaker that we could have a really good time. I opted out.

I only opted in on the stage show and the lapdance from a super sexy black dancer with a great ass for grinding. The lapdances are done in the open, on what are essentially dining room chairs against a wall. This lack of privacy did not stop my new friend from getting extremely friendly with my little friend. She invited herself into my pants and shook hands with the little guy and then introduced him to some of her friends.

In summation, if you're looking for a high class place filled with 10s that demand boku bucks, this is not your place, but if you have low standards and you're not a germaphobe, you may enjoy yourself just fine.