This place is an oasis but...

This place is an oasis but not an oasis with palm trees and a big lake...it's an oasis with a pine tree air freshener and a dixie cup of water. This is the only nudie bar in the state of Utah; the other ones are pastie bar. So your options are to drive two hours to Wyoming or Nevada for tits and beer or enjoy your soda and a nude dancer.

There's a $20 cover to get in and they jot down your license info. The bar staff is nice but the girls basically ignore you. The dance on a caged stage; I made the mistake of crossing the bar to tip the girl and it turns out that you can only place your tip money at the edge of the stage and the girls will collect it. What kind of crap is that. There are no lap dances; only shower shows, which I find pointless.

Bottom line: $20 cover, free soda and nude girls. The girls were hot and put on a nice show but with all the restrictions, lack of booze, touching and lap dances, I'd rather stay in my hotel room, rub one out and go to sleep...