Was in Helena for a few...

Russian Beauty

reviewed by

Salem2024

9.0

Despite being in the middle of nowhere, Teaser's was securing some certified babes to dance there. All of them were college age, probably ranging between 18-22 and they were all smoke shows who knew how…

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published 7 mos ago

The Ballad of Bob Dylan

reviewed by

mrmantis1

6.7

I have been to Teasers I think 2 or 3 times. But it was during my first and second visits that I met one of the best dancers ever. She went by Dylan, and it…

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published 9 mos ago

Average girls dancing alone naked in an empty bar

reviewed by

Thenews

4.7

It’s the only game in town - or for many many neighboring towns. I’ve only been on week nights but it is always dead. Really dead.

There’s girls, I counted 6 at last stop. Which…

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published 1 yr ago

Rocky Mountain Fun

reviewed by

FargoJ

7.0

This is a small town club right off the interstate. I stopped in and grabbed a drink to check the place out first. There is a bar to the left that had both customers and…

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published 1 yr ago

Classic trucker stop

reviewed by

Chickenman420

6.3

Teasers is always such a nice blast from the past. Walked in & didn’t have to pay a cover which is rare in Montana it feels like. Speakers are blaring a mix of 80’s rock…

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published 1 yr ago

A Fistful of Dollars

reviewed by

Joe_barton_45

7.0

After a day of doing some world class fishing on the Madison river, I planned a stop right off I90 at Teasers on my road trip back to the PNW with $1000 cash.

The entrance…

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published 1 yr ago

I always stop when traveling by

reviewed by

Hoosdat

8.3

I’ve been to Teasers 4 times in the past couple of years. The vibe of the place is pretty much what you would expect from a local bar in the middle of Montana. It had…